The Lottery Gods Are Not Smiling Down on Me

The Notre Dame football ticket lottery results are in and apparently I did something to piss off the lottery gods this year as I was shutout in my attempts to score Michigan and/or Penn State tickets and then my dad was shutout for tickets to the Michigan, Penn State, Purdue, Stanford and UCLA games. F---! I guess I'll have to whore myself out this year to get me some tickets.