How is This Not in America?

From the USA Today:

If you're thirsty and want to grab a Coke while filling up at the gas station across the street from Oval Lingotto, home to Olympic speedskating, you're out of luck. Next to the motor oil and brake fluid, however, you can feed 10 euros (about $12) into the vending machine for Extasy d'Amore or some similar DVD title.

America is suppose to be the greatest nation on the planet and the Italians beat us to the punch with porn vending machines. What the hell man? This needs to be rectified ASAP! The hell with the Christian Right.