An Early Nominee for Worst Mother of the Year

Brain-dead pop singer Britney Spears was seen recently driving with her infant son, Preston, on her lap. While 99.9% of people would agree that is a really, really, really dumb idea, Spears has an explanation, I guess, for this:

"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way..."

Yes, her son will be so much safer from that damn paparazzi if he was on her lap instead of in a child safety seat. Dumbass! With mothering like that, Preston is well on his way to being in drug rehab by age 12.