Tom Cruise Is Still Creepy

Quite possibility the unluckiest baby in the world was born today, as Katie Holmes gave birth to a baby girl named Suri. No word on whether Tom Cruise was present for the birth. If he was, I pray that he did not go through his plans that he disclosed with GQ:

"I'm gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."

While Cruise was thankfully kidding in the interview, why did I think for a moment that Cruise was not kidding?