Monday, November 07, 2005

I Went to the Wrong Bars on Saturday Night

I got pretty hammered on Saturday night, but I definitely did not go to the right bars as in Tampa, Florida, two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were caught having sex in a bathroom stall. Female patrons upset at having to wait to use the bathroom, began pounding at the door. Thomas then got out of the stall, got in an argument with one of the women who was pounding on the door, and punched her in the face. Sadly, the Carolina Panthers have decided to not condone such awesome behavior (What the Panthers played Sunday? Really? Who Knew?) and have dismissed the girls from the squad.

Don't worry ladies about losing your cheerleading job. A lucrative career in porn awaits.