Friday, August 05, 2005

I Swear I'm Not Making This Up Part II

Just when I thought Mike Tyson's career has hit rock-bottom with that embarrassing loss to Kevin McBride in June, I read this today:
Mike Tyson might be turning from his fists to another body part to make a living.

The former champ says he's been approached by reps for porn star Jenna Jameson to co-star in a X-rated movie.

The free-spending pugilist, who was pummeled recently by the tax man, says he told Jameson's people, "I need the money up front."

Boxing writer Pedro Fernandez recalled in Zoo magazine that, "according to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

Gives a whole new meaning to the nickname "Iron Mike".